call me raye

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
unhonestlymirror
snovyda

To protect the non-political nature of the Eurovision Song Contest, the decision not to have President Zelensky of Ukraine appear in the show was made by EBU management, and not EBU Members.  Please find the full statement on the decision here: https://t.co/iaGL6bBB6i  — EBU (@EBU_HQ) May 11, 2023ALT

And yet having Charles and Camilla appear at the opening ceremony was totally fine, I guess.

Or is it just "normal life", unless you happen to be Ukrainian, in which case your life becomes "politics".

If you are against political figures being part of this, be against political figures being part of this. Not cherrypicking the way you do.

This piece of news is made even funnier by the clarification that he was never even planning/requesting to make any appearance there.

lepuffpuff

"eurovision is non-political"is hilarious statement on its own, but as someone in retweets mentioned, hey remember when russia hosted it in 2009

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army choir and literal tank on stage, just one year after russia attacked georgia

non-political my ass

snovyda

Don't forget that Georgia itself was disqualified that year, for being "too political". Right after it got invaded by russia. Which had an army choir and a fucking tank on stage. Fascist imperial supremacy is not politics, but resisting it is, I suppose.

unhonestlymirror

"Non-political Eurovision" - HAHAHAHAHA

scattered-winter
roach-works:
“jeremyjohnirons:
“tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison
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i personally believe that maximus was the former captain of the guard who was...
jeremyjohnirons

tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison

roach-works

i personally believe that maximus was the former captain of the guard who was cursed into horse form pretty recently, and everyone’s having trouble adjusting to it.

like, he’s entitled to sick leave, he really ought to take a couple months to break the curse and come to terms with whatever the fuck just happened to him, but instead of embarking on a journey of self-discovery and healing he just keeps showing up to work. no one can get captain maximus to go on his fucking voyage of self actualization and fix the curse because he’s obsessed with catching flinn ryder. everyone really fucking hopes that when he finally catches this guy the curse might be broken anyway, but it isn’t.

he just keeps showing up to work. he glares at the stablehands until they saddle him up. everyone’s gone over the regulations a dozen times but there’s nothing there saying you’re not allowed to saddle and ride the captain of the guard if he makes you do it. his former second in command rides him around like ‘sir i really don’t know about this’ and he’s just like ‘are we going to catch some criminals or what.’

you can see in the movie that everyone in the royal guard defers to this horse. it’s absolutely because that’s their boss. and secondarily because now he’s two thousand pounds of percheron.

there is no evidence against this theory and you cannot prove me wrong.

backhurtyy
reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

doubleca5t

An actual World Heritage Post

protectcosette

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

definitelynotlazav

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

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niamhous

[ID: hashtag reading: ‘spider georg’s impact to notes ratio is an outlier’ / END ID]

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miiilowo

me: [accidentally makes a high pitched squeal noise] awh man that was so feminine

the anti dysphoria angel that lives inside my ceiling: NOTHING ONE DOES IS INHERENTLY FEMININE OR MASCULINE UNLESS YOU DECIDE THAT IT IS SO. BY GENDERING MINISCULE AND ULTIMATELY UNIMPORTANT TRAITS YOU ARE CAUSING YOURSELF UNJUST SUFFERING. IT WILL BE ALRIGHT. I LOVE YOU

me: [tearfully]o okokokkoaaokaoakay

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